Se intampla si in America

Aceste dialoguri sunt luate dintr-o carte numita “Disorder in the American Courts”, si sunt 100% reale, reprezentand ceea ce au spus oamenii la un moment dat in fata Curtii. Special le-am lasat in limba engleza pentru a nu se pierde vreunul dintre sensuri la traducere.
Bucurati-va! Este vineri si exista si lucruri amuzante pe lume.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?